The wrong week to quit.

Grad students: As another semester and year of graduate school comes to a close, a sudden change in personal habits is not advisable:

I don’t know, I’ve already had 6 cups…

One of my favorite Kids in the Hall sketches:

The day Cathy snapped because she was given De-Caf.

You’re disturbing what’s left of my brain.

If you think you’ve got it rough, at least you can take comfort that you aren’t having as bad of a day as Jack Rebney the Winnebago Man.

Or maybe you are. In which case, you can take this as a strategy for blowing off some steam:

“I don’t want any more bullshit anytime during the day. From anyone, that includes me.”

“I gotta read it again because my mind is just a piece of shit this morning.”

“Accoutrement?! What is that shit?!!”